HAVE YOU OR A LOVED ONE BEEN INJURED, MAIMED OR DISTURBED BY A PARTICIPANT IN THE CRUEL THOUGHT AND SOCIAL EXPERIMENT KNOWN AS TEMUAIR?

YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION

WE AT THE LAW FIRMS OF DE WINTER, TA'NULL AND TA'NULL HAVE HEARD FROM DOZENS OF CITIZENS MAIMED BY THIS CRUEL AND TWISTED VIRTUAL WORLD. WE'RE HERE TO HELP. REACH OUT IMMEDIATELY.

CASH MAY NOT HEAL YOUR WOUNDS BUT IT SURE DOES HELP THEM GO DOWN EASIER
WE HAVE HELPED LITERALLY DOZENS OF PEOPLE TO GET A CUT OF WHAT THEY DESERVE FOR BEING LOCKED INTO A DEMONIC TULPA PRISON WITHOUT WARNING OR NOTICE. ARE YOU AWARE THAT PEOPLE HAVE GONE TO PRISON FOR FAR LESS?

JUST LISTEN TO THESE SATISFIED CLIENTS

"I WAS A MAN LIVING IN A HUT RECITING PHILOSOPHY THANKS TO MY INTERACTION WITH A CRAZED OCCULTIST MASQUERADING AS A GAME DIRECTOR. NOW I'M A PROFESSIONAL PRESIDENT OF VICE ON MY WAY TO A PERMANENT CASH GRAB. THANKS DEWINTER TANULL AND TANULL" - KEDIAN TASSADAR TA'NULL IV

"DESPERATELY CONVINCED OF THE MEANING OF A VIRTUAL POLITICAL SYSTEM I ASSASSINATED DOZENS OF OFFICIALS AND COLLABORATED WITH KNOWN DOMESTIC TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERN...IN A GAME, I MEAN, HAHAHA! HA. THANKS TO DT&T I'M LIVING A LIFE HIGH ON THE HOG AND THE ONLY THING I THINK ABOUT MURDERING NOW ARE ALL THESE GODDAMN WHISKEY AND SODAS." - ANGELIQUE DE WINTER

"I'M A MATHEMATICIAN WHO ALREADY HAS A TENUOUS HOLD ON THE FUNDAMENTS OF REALITY. THIS MAN AND HIS GAME RUINED MY LIFE. BUT THANKS TO DT&T I'VE ENJOYED A NEW MODEST SUCCESS AS A SECONDARY CULT LEADER. THANKS!" - WUHAO

"I WAS PLAGUED BY HORRIFIC NIGHTMARES BROUGHT ON BY THE CRAWLING CHAOS OF KADATH, WHICH WAS SEVERELY IMPACTING MY ABILITY TO HOST MY BEE-KEEPERS OF MILETH WEEKLY SOCIAL. BUT THANKS TO DEWINTER TANULL AND TANULL I USED THE BLOOD OF MY FRIENDS TO ASCEND INTO A HIGHER PLANE OF BEING TO BECOME ETERNAL LORD BOMBUS IN COMMAND OF THE GREAT COSMIC HIVE. AND I ALSO HAVE VERY RESPLENDENT THREADS AND A FANTASTIC ROBE. THANKS DT&T!" - LEOS, FORMER PRIEST

"HELP" - SWINKY "HAM" MAN