WEEBLE SOFTWARE: FIX YOUR GAME TODAY
Over many years Kedian has voiced his frustrations about....well, a lot, including "Fourth Wall" problems.
Weeble Software presents....CATACLYSM 1.0!!!!
Petty player disputes got you down?
Game's theme disintegrating under mismanagement? Don't know where to go?
WEEBLE HAS THE
We will personally design, in our labs, a cataclysmic experience to allow you to re-bind
your players together into a fully operational consensual unit! Through exploitation of every normal
human emotion ever developed and researched in our corporate labs, we can engineer a fix to the dreaded
"binary" problems such as:
* roleplay vs non-roleplay
* pvp vs non-pvp
* up vs
* athar vs creag
* good vs evil
Yes, YOU TOO can ELIMINATE these pesky metaphysics
forever! For a low payment of $3.33 per user, you can create a shared
specifically developed to anesthetize their concerns! Hypnotize them into thinking that they're
both getting equally shafted!
You can get back to your industry-leading selves in a new
* Designing impossible to use websites!
* Obfuscating corporate
* Abusing the concept of "team administration" and group
* Failing miserably to carry out even the simplest tasks!
* Not telling the players
any of this, including the reasons for failure!
*cut to huge Godzilla smashing through
Does anyone want this when they log into your bright new castle in the sky? *cut to American
kids from the 50's yelling* NO WAY!
With one easy payment of $33,333.33 and two
installments of $153,996.00, you too can have this picture perfect idyllic scene:
*cut to fluffy
bunnies, grassy fields, romping children, warriors dancing like ballerinas*
WEEBLE: SAVING YOUR
BUSINESS WITH THE PHILOSOPHY OF THE FUTURE.